Ugliest MP3 Player EVER.

mp3dog Ugliest MP3 Player EVER.

China is not exactly the design capitol of the world, so If it happens to look decent, they probably ripped it off from someone else. But nothing ever looked quite as ugly as the new “CJ7 Dog Doll MP3 Player with Built-in Speakers”. How this can be described as a “cute dog doll outfit” is beyond me as it looks like the result of a Pokemon interacting with radioactive waste.

The thing has 1GB internal memory, built in speaker and charges through USB. The USB port is very conveniently placed in the dog’s butt and the headphone jack is located in the front. It might be worth the $18.67 shipped just as a conversational starter, after all how many times have you seen a table with a plastic dog and a USB plug up it’s butt playing “I will survive”?

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getrg on June 17, 2008 2:48 PM

Look! You can stick the cable up it’s a…

rfox on June 17, 2008 3:18 PM

Looks like a character from movie my dad watched once. Some alien dog from outer space or something, I dunno.

helpme123 on June 17, 2008 4:13 PM


kredig on June 17, 2008 4:47 PM

omg… what’s that thing at the head for???

kredig on June 17, 2008 4:48 PM

omg… what’s that thing at the head for???

Matt on June 17, 2008 5:30 PM

Haha, just saw this on DX too!Ugh. I’ll stick with my D2 thanks!Think about the SQ and hissss! My Livewire Customs wouldnt be happy to be shoved in its plug :OMatt

nywytboy68 on June 17, 2008 6:02 PM


Chowdder on June 17, 2008 6:31 PM

You know if it’s really designed to look like a dog, then why didn’t they bother to cover the entire thing with fur? At least it’ll look (a bit) better.

Polar on June 17, 2008 7:34 PM

It’s not really a dog but an alien character from a Hong Kong movie (see that’s still no excuse for having the USB plug where it is.

ClieOS on June 17, 2008 9:23 PM

If you watched that movie before, than the placement of the USB port, though not the most correct thing to do, does actually coincide with the movie.

RedSky on June 17, 2008 10:41 PM

It’s like they purposely thought of ways they could get this to make tech news.

ubrikkean on June 17, 2008 11:34 PM

Is that a microphone above the USB port?

MrFobber on June 18, 2008 2:57 AM

I believe the player’s design is based on Stephen Chow’s new movie, “CJ7″ I have always suspected that they are going to make somethings from the movie, but I had never expected that they are going to make a MP3 player out of it…anyways the Wikipedia link for the movie page is here

Syndrome on June 18, 2008 3:50 AM

I don’t think thats a mic… I’d say its the reset hole. :D Love the I will survive comment. Keep up the awesome work Enzo.

panasonikku_ho on June 18, 2008 3:57 AM

It’s so ugly that it’s actually kinda cute… now if it only comes in 8gb…

jack on June 18, 2008 11:40 AM

i love all of these clueless postings including the parent post. the mp3 player is from the movie CJ7. go watch the movie and you will understand what it is and no it isn’t a “dog”.

ubrikkean on June 18, 2008 10:17 PM

Since it seems that most people don’t know from where it is, it will remain ridiculously ugly in our minds, regardless of the source.

Fred on June 19, 2008 11:22 AM

You guy’s are no fun anymore.

Tommie B. on June 19, 2008 10:30 PM

This mp3 player is based on a new film from the creator of Kung-fu Hussle and Shoalin Soccer.

LambdaCalculus379 on June 23, 2008 1:29 PM

This is the silliest looking MP3 player I’ve ever seen!

Terrence on June 30, 2008 6:41 PM

This is amazing…. an anal plug? LOL!!!

Ash on July 1, 2008 1:48 AM

lmao @ Anal plugAnd thanks, Cpt. Ødegård, now I need to squeegee my monitor…

Tom.J on July 1, 2008 3:05 AM

how could this thing been titled as cute? something wrong with their brain? cheapie and junk

ice on July 19, 2008 9:40 AM

it’s from a movie made by Stephen Chow

claudia on December 27, 2008 12:15 AM

What an strange mp3, i mean that’s not a dog, it looks more like gremlin….

Senseless Sensation on February 15, 2009 2:50 AM

I saw Kung-fu Hustle and Shoalin Soccer. Both of which were unbearably stupid. Found it hard to finish watching them… I imagine CJ7 would be no different if it was made by the same idiot.

Arnold on February 19, 2009 1:37 AM

It reminds me the Halle Berry starrer Catwoman. It am in doubt which is more ugly Catwoman or CatMP3!

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