Help me bag my iPod friends!!!!

[zvm4life]

i have a ZVM so post all of ur comebacks that i can use to prove that its better than an iPod!!!!!!!

[CrowdAds]

[Katalyst]

eZ i do this for a living at school

"Your ipod is so... flat, just like your mom, time to upgrade"

"What's that piece of sh!t you have there fanboy?"

"Ipod?, You mean ICrack because Steve's on crack"

Hey wait, tell me what do they say about their ipods? it's better if i know what they are saying about it

[zvm4life]

they say itunes is better than WMP11 and all this Sh*t about i hate ipods only coz i have a zvm

[Katalyst]

true wmp11 sucks balls but itune suck even bigger balls

True fact: ipod wont let you drag and drop = LAMME
True fact: Ipod sound quality licks sacks = true story
True fact: Next ipod brand = ipod microsopic

wait, how many are we talking here? how many people are ganging up on you and how many on your side?

[zvm4life]

i am a lone fighter against about 5 people
i have a nuetral iRiver person

[Katalyst]

ouch. that's not good, you need BACKUP

Say Zen Vision M > ipod brand just take a look on the internet

>direct them to this site and you auto win

it depends on what kind of Ipod that have unless they are using the entire ipod brands to combat Creative


when in doubt alway use the key motto of mine

"F!cking fanboys, you got owned."

then walk away with the middle finger up

[zvm4life]

great ty lol

[Katalyst]

seriously lol at school i beaten back many ipod fannys, i kept harassing them till i got in trouble.

[zvm4life]

lol!!! so many people love iPods, but in reality, they are an overpriced peice of junk

[Katalyst]

yeah it's to popular (fad) try to get away from that

that's what i did with Yp-k3 and now everyone is like "wtf is that, holy sh!t.. that's some nice mp3 player"

[ZenChick]

Just say, "The iPod isn't so bad - as long as you don't mind being stuck with only one music service, having only 65 thousand colors in your videos, and don't like listening to the radio on occasion, and have no use for customizable equalizers."

[zvm4life]

good work ZenChick

[Katalyst]

yeah you could do that, but then again it doesnt hurt to insult them with every swear words in your dictionary

[Singapura]

If you need help to find out why your ZVM is better then an iPod maybe the iPod isn't so bad after all? Just buy one and do a side-by-side comparison.

[zvm4life]

Originally Posted by Katalyst

yeah you could do that, but then again it doesnt hurt to insult them with every swear words in your dictionary

lol that makes sense

[zvm4life]

Originally Posted by Singapura

If you need help to find out why your ZVM is better then an iPod maybe the iPod isn't so bad after all? Just buy one and do a side-by-side comparison.

im broke

[ZenChick]

Originally Posted by Singapura

If you need help to find out why your ZVM is better then an iPod maybe the iPod isn't so bad after all? Just buy one and do a side-by-side comparison.

I've done that, except it was a side-by-side comparison between my ZVM and a co-worker's brand-new iPod. Same speakers used for the test, same exact MP3 file.

The poor girl was in tears by the time I got done. I didn't even have the heart to do a video comparison! I definitely earned my signature tagline that day!

[Katalyst]

wow cookie for you

[Assassassin]

Well you could say "my data port smells fruity and delicious and your's doesn't!"
That's what I would say.

[t-nine]

Stupid noobs...
My data port smells like ass on a Saturday morning...
Damn iPod owners breaking into my house again!